Sunday 21 March 2010

Polish car washs and why you really shouldnt

It never fails to amaze me that the time and dedication that has gone into such cracking motors is being undone on a fortnightly basis by a team of half wits that share the same line of latitude as us and little else.....oh yeah,our housing system but lets not get side tracked.....yet

What is the fascination of spending a fiver to let a bunch of opportunists who are using this job as a quick means into the community who use the same rags,sponges etc to lacerate your fine ride.

When you weigh up all the time you put into the cars build from ICE to fitting suspension and when it comes to the final finish,you allow a pack of baboons arse's to wipe over the motor.

Lets get some facts straight.There not Polands finest detailing export nor do they actually give 2 sh*Ts about the car.Its cold hard cash nothing else.
The speedy ambush this clan of dodgers bestows on you isnt a sure sign of expertise or willingness to work.

Its getting your sorry ass out as fast as possible so they can set there scratchy tools onto another unsuspecting numbnut and make "money".you know the stuff dont you?? the paper stuff you get every week that pays bills and sometimes allows you to fit lovely additions like big exhausts and elaborate ICE systems.you know,the stuff you have been doing 'yourself'!!!!

you scoff at the sheer sight of some soap dodger trying to clean your screen at a traffic light especially when hes asking for a quid for the pleasure yet you will part with 4 more because 'i hate washing mycar'

listen:

YOUR CAR IS SCRATCHED TO F*CK.ITS LOOKS HORRENDOUS ALL DOWN TO THE FACT YOUR LAZY SIMPLE ARSE COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO DO THE JOB YOURSELF.

come show day,people like me will be looking and thinking 'that would have been a nice car if it wasnt for the cobweb sh*t scratchy f*ck finish that you couldn't bothered to attain'

but on the flip side,you will be emailing people like me asking for a machine polish which i will then undertake for many many hours of passion and the old cliche blood sweat and tears.

I would imagine the brisk reward for the ole jelopy at this point is to take it.....yup,down to the Poles and then them undo everything i just strived to achieve.thanks.

Its a small but significant rant in a world that constantly blows my mind.hypocritical weirdness at its best.

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